exams make you mean

lawstudent 1: want to study with me?

lawstudent 2: uh, no.

lawstudent 1: fine. just remember, there is no "I" in "A" but there is an "I" in "Fail".

bookstore

Roomie 1: (reading title of book at store) "I hope they have beer in hell"....

Roomie 1: Yeah! I hope it is calorie free too!!!

Roomie 2: It's HELL...

Roomie 1: Oh. Right.

i need at least 3 feet of personal space

Client: (screaming) I AM NOT MAD AT YOU!

Roomie 1: I know that sir, but you are in my bubble...

Genetics

Roomie 1: I'm sorry. I'm British. World domination runs in my genes.

Vows

Roomie 1: you can help me write my vows too:
um, uh, insert name here, you are hot. i'll totally love you as long as i can unless you get ugly or beat me. Once I realized you weren't dating your sister, it was love at first sight.

Roomie 2: She was so excited when she got home. "He's doing his own floors!" she exclaimed.

Roomie 1: yes!

at least i'm cute...

Roomie 1: *alan thinks i'm retarded and you would rather talk to illiterate *judy...awesome

He's so cute!

Roomie 2: omg, i just realized the cute guy i always talk about but you never know who i mean is in here and I've never pointed him out. he's two over from the guy i think you should find cute in the middle section. white shirt and tie

Roomie 1: ok...the one that looks like he is in highschool? rad

Roomie 2: what HS did u go to? are you talking about yours or mine?

Roomie 1: i went to a modeling school

Roomie 2: because mine does NOT look like a HS kid
Roomie 2: uh huh

Roomie 1: oooh 2 over ok..yeah ...he is like 18

Roomie 2: hate you

Roomie 1: i know

doc?

Roomie 1: Ok, i know this is weird, but i'm having an ass twitch. It is like a one ass cheek seizure over here.