and this is the world through those rose colored glasses

Roomie 1: and if it isn't any of those people, then I have an international stalker...

Friend: A british stalker though which is sexy!

Roomie 1: I know, huh? I mean, yes, stalkers are dangerous but still...hot!

Friend: Um, maybe we shouldn't characterize your future husband as a stalker...lets just call him an enthusiastic suitor. an enthusiastic BRITISH suitor!

Roomie 1: Yay! And it isn't really stalking if you enjoy the attention...it is more like doting...

harry potter has all the luck

Friend: I wish I was a magician so I could refill this glass without getting up. Also, I wish I could apparate because the time lag between leaving and getting somewhere really bugs me.

Roomie 1: I still wish I had lasers attached to my eyes so I could blow up peoples heads.

Friend: Yeah...

Roomie 2:I wish I had powers so I could squander them...

Roomie 1: OOh and I wish I had cars that were secretly alien robots.

Friend: Oh me too!!

neighborly love

Roomie 1: I wish my eyes had lasers attached to them so i could incinerate people's heads