1: why are you in a laundry basket?
2: seemed like a good call.
1: I'm judging you.
2: I'm judging YOU.
1: that's fine, I'm not wearing many clothes.
20-30 minutes later
1: you better not still be in that basket
2: (still in basket)
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
deep thoughts on ice cubes
FF (yelling from the kitchen): your ice cubes are weird!
jacey (yelling from my room): your ice cubes are weird!
FF: I don't have any ice cubes!
jacey: are there ice cubes in your glass?!
FF: yes!
jacey: those are YOUR ice cubes!
FF: touché! Your ice cube trays are weird!
jacey (walking down the hall to kitchen): I accept. Hey, the next ice cubes I'm getting are weird too!
FF: the ones you got bf?!
jacey: yes.
FF: those aren't weird, they're awesome. Why didn't you buy them for us when you bought them for bf?
jacey: I couldn't rationalize spending 30 dollars on ice cube trays in one day.
FF: holy shit, that's ridiculous.
FF's friend S(who was in the bathroom next to my room for all of this): this is the first ice cube fight I've ever witnessed.
FF: this isn't a fight.
jacey: yea, it's just a discussion.
S: first ice cube discussion then.
FF: have you seen the ice cubes? They're weird.
jacey: they're for water bottles!!!!
FF: oooooooh, that makes sense now.
S: stares at us bewildered.
jacey (yelling from my room): your ice cubes are weird!
FF: I don't have any ice cubes!
jacey: are there ice cubes in your glass?!
FF: yes!
jacey: those are YOUR ice cubes!
FF: touché! Your ice cube trays are weird!
jacey (walking down the hall to kitchen): I accept. Hey, the next ice cubes I'm getting are weird too!
FF: the ones you got bf?!
jacey: yes.
FF: those aren't weird, they're awesome. Why didn't you buy them for us when you bought them for bf?
jacey: I couldn't rationalize spending 30 dollars on ice cube trays in one day.
FF: holy shit, that's ridiculous.
FF's friend S(who was in the bathroom next to my room for all of this): this is the first ice cube fight I've ever witnessed.
FF: this isn't a fight.
jacey: yea, it's just a discussion.
S: first ice cube discussion then.
FF: have you seen the ice cubes? They're weird.
jacey: they're for water bottles!!!!
FF: oooooooh, that makes sense now.
S: stares at us bewildered.
Firefighters can be real assholes
Jacey moved in with a firefighter, who is an asshole sometimes.
FF: what are you up to tonight?
Jacey: nada, you?
FF: going out w S.
Jacey: I thought you worked today.
FF: round up your bitches and come out. No, funeral leave, 2 more days.
Jacey: Please tell me you were not home when I was having a total meltdown trying to get dressed this afternoon...
FF: oh I was.
Jacey: Jesus. You need to put a sign on your door when you're home so I know. Also so I'm not standing in my room ass naked with the door open.
FF: what are you up to tonight?
Jacey: nada, you?
FF: going out w S.
Jacey: I thought you worked today.
FF: round up your bitches and come out. No, funeral leave, 2 more days.
Jacey: Please tell me you were not home when I was having a total meltdown trying to get dressed this afternoon...
FF: oh I was.
Jacey: Jesus. You need to put a sign on your door when you're home so I know. Also so I'm not standing in my room ass naked with the door open.
10 min later, FF returns home.
FF: did you put my cheese in the fridge?
Jacey: I need to move out, I can never speak with you again. Also, I thought you were gone and a ghost put the cheese out, so I put it away.
FF: oh, I haven't been home since noon, I was just fucking with you. You can't set me up like that and not expect me to mess with you.
Jacey: I hate you.
Jacey: I need to move out, I can never speak with you again. Also, I thought you were gone and a ghost put the cheese out, so I put it away.
FF: oh, I haven't been home since noon, I was just fucking with you. You can't set me up like that and not expect me to mess with you.
Jacey: I hate you.
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