Roomie 2: I"m going to go home and contemplate suicide
Roomie 1: Yay!
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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Roomie 1 says Yay! to lots of things BTW. And what she actually said was "Yay! Can I have your stuff?" T which Roomie 2 said no, and if I died you'd be homeless. Roomie 1, realizing Roomie 2's death would negatively affect her living arrangement said, "No, please don't kill yourself!"
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