Friend: Also, whenever I am in an elevator alone with a man, I think about how I will defend myself from an attack...
Roomie: Haha. I think "I wonder if we will have sex"
Friend: That is why you die first in a horror movie.
Roomie: Yeah, while you are loosening your shoe so you can use the heel to penetrate his cranium, i'm thinking about getting it on...
Friend: THAT IS TOTALLY THE METHOD I WOULD USE! It's my defense of choice.
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