round 1: criminal law

friend: uh, the deputy standing on the other side of the door to my courtroom just checked to make sure the door is locked and unhooked the latch that holds his gun in its holster. he's drumming his fingers and in the ready stance.

roomie: maybe now is a good time for a bathroom break.

a minute later.

friend: done, and now there are 8 deputies in my courtroom. homicide sentencing.

roomie: nothing exciting like that ever happens in corporate law.