Roomie: Dear Facebook: Why are all the ads on my page for breast implants, cosmetic dentistry and Plan B? I don't like what you are implying...
DC: facebook says you need plan b...facebook knows all!.....KNOWS ALL
Roomie: i know! and breast implants and veneers...wtf
DC: i'd be more worried about the plan b. i think you are preggers. facfebook told me a little while ago...but when you really freak out is when you see Planned Parenthood ads!
Roomie: or give your baby up for adoption ads...if i have a kid though, i can get 10K from Obama to go back to school! (per facebook)
Roomie: and can hang out in cafe mom where moms go to connect (per facebook)
DC: get "We NEED SWAT and CSI police NOW!"
Roomie: why do i get the freaking kid ads?
DC: Cuz you are preggers
Roomie: its like facebook is sitting there going (tic tic tic tic - time's running out - you aren't getting any younger...)
DC: its from the new facebook/google ovary-pheremone monitoring algorithm they started employing last week. you are screwed
Roomie: maybe that is why i havent needed the iPad this month
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