Roomie: I feel like i'm dying today! I can't focus my eyes, my kidneys are throbbing, my jaw feels infected and i want to vom. You can have all my clothes and accessories when I die. And first dibs on anything else.
Friend: Thanks! PS I'll miss you!
Friend: Oh, and feel better.
Roomie: Ah thanks! I'll miuss you too unless i'm a ghost in which case i'll prob hang around you a lot but promise not to be a mean scary ghost.
Friend:will you spy for me?
Roomie: Totally! And i'll send you inside info on like foggy mirrors and shit bc i prob won't be able to talk to you.
Friend: Sweet.
Friend: This is going to be awesome.
Roomie: Except for the me dying part you mean.
Friend: Right. Obviously.
Friend: But i'm glad we've established a contingency plan.
Roomie: well if we learned anything from Katrina, it was to plan for an unforseen emergency.
Friend: And that the government hates minorities.
Roomie: Right.
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