coworker: didn't we come to the conclusion that if the deputies fail our best weapons in the court room are your shoes?
friend: you're welcome. dibs on life.
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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