Friend: Whatever. I'm just a hideous pos and am going to die miserable and alone. nbd.
Roomie: I"ll be alone with you!
Friend: Can I at least be Blanche? You can be Sophia.
Roomie: Can we split each one halvsies? Since you are sad you can have Blanche for now I guess.
Friend: We can go halvsies. We are both half sophia and half blanche
Roomie: We are good, caring, compromising sluts.
Friend: True, it's amazing we're single.
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