Roomie: Date = Success. Therefore I'm panicking and no longer want to be in a relationship.
Friend: Fart.
Friend: In his presence.
Roomie:I farted loudly. I"m doing everything wrong and he is still smitten.
Friend: Maybe start texting a lot? Talk about marriage and children? Or inheritance, I once used that with much successs to scare a guy off.
Roomie: I brought up babies. He won't scare! He is super nice but wtf is he doing with me? I'm gonna have to up my game. Its time for a love fern.
Friend: He has got to have a dark secret. He can't be that nice.
Roomie: He used to grow pot but that hardly is enough to be a "dark secret"
Friend: Yeah, that is like saying he picks his nose a little bit in the morning.
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