Lilly: i have akombucha bottle that wants to explode.. the carbon gas got too much. i tried to take the lid off but the pressure was too great and now it is making sounds. i put it in the trash can to absorb most of the explosion.
LBF: poor you living in constant fear of a carbonated drink thats just a terrible working environment
Lilly: you sound like you might be mocking me...it is hard to tell with your accent
Lilly: it is a GLASS bottle! i could be injured
LBF: WHAT??? I didn't know it was glass!!!
Lilly: I don't like the cut of your jib
LBF: GET OUT OF THERE!!!
Lilly: ok now i'm definitely sensing some snark
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