Roomie 1: How are you? I'm drinking with nerds!
Hot guy: The candy?
Roomie 1: What candy? I'm with a bunch of people at a geology convention! I mentioned nude sinbathing with a monkey and they fled!
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also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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