Roomie 1: I think the Asian guy from heroes roofied me...
Hot Guy: Oh no! Don't do him. He'll time warp you.
Roomie 1: FUCK! Time warp my ass!
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also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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