Roomie 2:it's true you will be our entertainment in hell
Roomie 1: i have a throne waiting for me and a crown and everything. i won't even get a hearing. i die and the slide to my throne in hell opens up immediately
Roomie 2: I don't think they give you a slide to hell - that would be too smooth a trip. I feel like a trap door opens beneath you and you just plummet to your doom
Roomie 1: puhlease i am their queen they will at least cusion my fall with the bodies of all the poor souls i've screwed over
Roomie 2: no, those poor bastards are going to heaven but I will cushion your fall - because we are friends
Roomie 1: you are a good person. i hope you die before me.
Roomie 2: hahaha thanks
Roomie 1: (so you can cushion my fall of course)
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