Roomie: I'm going on a date tonight
Guy: OOh! Where are you going?
Roomie: I don't know. But I filled my purse with pretzels just in case he takes me somewhere I can't eat anything.
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also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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