Roomie: Is it safe to text you something embarassing and way TMI? I dont want to scare your coworkers again.
Friend: Yes.
Roomie: I have upper thigh soul patch. Like 2 hairs that are an inch long. How did I miss those shaving?!
Friend: HAHA at least it isn't your woo
Roomie: A woo soul patch? I am intrigued
Friend: Oh, well you know I don't have one. My woo is telly sevales style. But a woo soul patch would be gross.
Roomie: I would just braid it and go native woo. I have a woo buzz cut. Army Style. My woo could totes be a marine.
Friend: Mine is bald so i guess it could be a marine too. Haha braided native woo!!
Roomie: It could be very trendy.
Friend: Gross. Marine and bald woos are far superiour to native woo.
roomie: Well obviously because neither one of us would ever have a sub par woo.
No comments:
Post a Comment