Lily is walking down the street
Random man: Delicious
Lily (irate): EXCUSE ME?
(sees man and woman eating pastry...)
Lily: Oh. sorry. i thought you were talking to me.
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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