relationship geniuses advising each other

friend: (after recounting "date" for roomie) so i asked what time he'd be home tonight, he said 10 but he has to get up early, and i said "i have to get up early too..." he said he'd call tonight. i imagine he won't.

roomie: practically engaged! you should make other plans! then if he calls say "i'm so sorry. i went out with my pals and it went later than i thought. i'll try to call tomorrow though if i'm around."

friend: but that means no sexy time. so we'd both lose out...

roomie: right, but you have to win the game. that way you get sexy time when you want, not just when he wants.

friend: i'm bad at the game. i like sexy time too much.

roomie: me too. sluts of a feather.