Jacey: examples of potential texts you might receive: 1. he was wearing a flannel shirt and i walked out immediately, 2. he had a perma smile that made him look like plastic and i excused myself to the restroom and climbed out the window, 3. he was charming and we have scheduled a second dated, 4. he was nice, i'll give him a second shot, 5. meh, not interested.
6. i've got his twin's number so we can be sister wives.
Lilly: i like 6. also 2. but i'm hoping for 3. unless charming = sociopath in which case i'm worried on your behalf.
Jacey: Charming does NOT equal serial killer.
Lilly: good. but that is always what you hear about serial killers. that they were charming. so be careful.
Jacey: true, good call.
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