Jacey: you are gross
Lily: i'm a fucking homeless person!
Jacey:
you have an apt.
you're not homeless.
you just have homeless tendencies
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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