peanut butter diet

Roomie 1: See, i'm not actually losing any weight because however many calories i burn while biking, i end up eating later that day! Like, "Awesome! I just burned 2500 calories! I can eat 5 boxes of donuts! yes!"

Roomie 2 Dad: You are a vegan. What can you eat to get that many calories?

Roomie 1: Rice cakes with peanut butter, apples with peanut butter, big spoons of peanut butter...dip the knife in peanut butter and then roll it in cereal...

Roomie 2: Fried peanut butter, peanut butter on toast, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and bananas, peanut butter smoothies...