Sister: How is kbear and you going?
Roomie 1: kbear and I are good friends. He is one of my fave people here (duh).
Sister: yeah, i know you are good friends. I MEANT have you made him fall in love with you yet?
Roomie 1: OH. No. Shockingly, he hasn't fallen in love with me yet. I clearly have a huge flaw that I've overlooked all these years. I'm going to roofie him next time though so i'll let you know how that works out.
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