Guy: women are either pretty or smart. but never both.
Roomie 1: With the exception of me, of course.
Guy: Uh...what?
Roomie 1: Well, I mean, I have a law degree so i'm guessing i'm smart...
guy: Yeah...
roomie 1: So that means i'm not hot???
Guy: I didn't say that!
Roomie 1: But you said I could either be pretty or smart but not both...
Guy: Yes...
Roomie 1: *sigh*. Ok. I'm smart. damnit.
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