You NUN!

Roomie 1: She is a really good friend...except she wouldn't sleep with someone to help me get a job or even to get me out of jail...

Gay-be: What?? I'd totally do that for a friend.

Roomie 1: I KNOW! Thank you! Me too!  I"m all about taking one for the team.

Gay-be: That whore.

Roomie 1: Yeah...except, you know, not a whore...

Gay-be: That NUN!