911 Dispatcher: This is 911. What's your emergency?
Roomie: Yes, I'm driving on the Benecia bridge, northbound...
911 Dispatcher: It this about the Christmas tree?
Roomie: Um, yes. Yes it is.
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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