Friend: Yes, swedish fish.
Postal worker: (looking shocked) wait, there are fish in here?! you're MAILING fish????
Friend: Well they aren't alive fish! they are swedish fish...
Postal Worker: Is that like gefilte fish?
Friend: No, this is for valentine's day, not shabbas
Postal Worker: But they're fish?
Friend: No, they are SWEDISH FISH!
Postal worker: so, they are swedish fish...
Friend: Yes!
Postal Worker: Which are fish...?
Friend: No! They are candy!
Postal Worker: Fish candy?
Friend: Fish-shaped candy! They're swedish fish!
Postal worker: Fish shaped fish candy?
Friend: They don't TASTE like fish...they are red and gummy and delicious...Swedish fish....they are gummies...
Postal Worker: That's not perishable
Friend: Are you sure?
Postal Worker: Your fish candy should be safe.
Friend: Its not fish...
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