i don't like small packages.

Friend:  Okay - you get the fortune "good things come in small packages, one is coming to you."  What do you think?

Roomie: Haha. I think dirty thoughts about packages and I am sad my date apparently has a tiny one.

Friend:  Haha, Okay.  My immediate reaction?  "I don't want a baby! that's why i take birth control! this is a horrible fortune!!"