Roomie: LOL, yes
Friend: That's not Okay.
Roomie: I didn't have my sticky bra!
Friend: This is an intervention. No sportsbras allowed on going out nights.
Roomie: It was a gay bar...Fine...I'll go buy something else
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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