Roomie: Also...this guy with a purple heart license plate is parking in the first spot that isn't handi. Like he is too good for handi. Thus making ME park TWO spaces over. Ass.
Friend: My god. He is making you walk. That bastard!
Roomie: I know! Just because he appreciates his legs doesn't mean i have to appreciate mine.
Friend: You suffer
Roomie: Thank you for acknowledging the deep sacrifices i make for mankind on a daily basis.
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