Hot Guy: I am an R-Tard. I'll admit it!
Roomie: Lucky for you I have an R-tard fetish!
Hot guy: Hot
Roomie: Mmm. hmmm. The drooling is the kicker I think.
Hot Guy: I get that. I really do.
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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