(doctor appointment for hot guy was running late)
Roomie: Blow that shit up babe. Throw some chairs and pretend youhave rabies so they can't get mad. Or start moaning like Helen Keller
Hot guy: and thrust my hips?
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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