Roomie: Let's make cookies 4th of july weekend and then give them to other people to eat so we don't get fat.
Guy: Genius! that is what i've been doing wrong. Eating them!
Roomie: I know. it took me a long time to figure that trick out too! Maybe we can bake with your mom. Seeing as how I am the big whore who stumbled out of her son's bedroom this weekend. I feel like that is a cause for baking.
Guy: Good thing m mom loves whory girls! She does love to bake too!
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