Roomie 1: I am on a boat. With my flippy floppies. And I don't know anyone.
Friend: Common denominator. You.
Roomie 1: Duck the common denominator.
Friend: Yes. duck it.
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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