Roomie: (refilling a plastic water bottle with water)
Coworker: You know, they have done studies that show that reusing plastic bottles causes cancer.
Roomie: Yeah. I know. I am just doing my part to ensure the company stays in business.
Coworker: What?
Roomie: We work for a company that makes machines that treat cancer...
Coworker: Are you serious?
Roomie: I really think you need to reevaluate what type of corporate citizen you strive to be. (walks out)
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