Roomie: My pinky is swollen up. Just in case you thought things couldn't get worse...i have a big fat hand!
New Roomie: Why?
Roomie: No idea. Can't find any bite marks and it doesn't hurt too much. Elephantitis?
New Roomie: Maybe it is a margarita injury?
Roomie: Yeah maybe I sprained it by insisiting on holding my pinky up while I sip my big vat of booze...
New Roomie: It could be a chip dipping accident
Roomie: I DID attack that guac pretty ferociously.
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