Friend: I need to marry someone really wealthy. If Mr. Attorney hadn't been crazy and already had 2 baby mamas and kids and wanted more, he could have worked.
Roomie: Haha. Minor flaw. I need to be married too. I am really upset at the women's movement. Back in the day we'd already be hitched.
Friend: I know! Maybe we should try eharmony. Those people look really happy int he commercials. I think the giant slice of oreo cake i'm working my throught might hurt my chances at being a trophy wife.
Roomie:Psh. Whatever. Everyone likes a girl who can eat oreo cake.
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