Roomie: I just had explosive shits. I haven't had a solid poop in 2 days. i think i have an ulcer. unrelated: I miss you.
Friend: After my day of fast food, ice cream and candy at the airport, apricots seemd like a good solution to preventing weight gain.
Roomie: MMMM...how is that going for you?
Friend: Well, this morning I woke up in horrid pain and had to poop. And now i have bad gas.
Roomie: I am so glad we can share these moments.
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