roomie (9:10 am, possibly sober): feelings ARE horrible. lol. fuck feelings. i'm having an emotional lobotomy as soon as possible.
friend: i want that!
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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