roomie: yea! except i can't get to the finish today bc i don't have credentials. so i am either going to have to walk 5 miles uphill OR talk my way onto a VIP bus.
friend: show your thighs. they'll know.
also known as: stupid stuff my unemployed friend and i say to each other across the 2000 mile abyss that so wrongly separates us my totally employed friend and I say during our endless text conversations we have while trying to do as little actual work as possible without getting fired
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