limitless hotness

friend: if the hottest cyclist there shat himself in your presence, like bull blown explosive diarrhead himself, would you still find him hot?

roomie: yes.

roomie: i'd offer to wipe.

friend: what if some of it got on your face?

roomie: i'd say he owed me a giant engagement ring.

friend: what if he shat himself while passenging in your car?

roomie: i'd say he needed buy me a new car.

roomie: there is literally nothing he could do, except maybe if he shat himself while screwing another man.