where's my phone?

Roomie 2: If you were a good friend you would go downstairs and get it for me.

Roomie 1: I'll get it anyway.

Not my boyfriend!

Roomie 1: He is fun to play with. He's like my snotty tissue!

(to put this in context, the cats like to play with used tissues. endless hours of entertainment - but still an odd association).

I hear ya!

Roomie 2: Sometimes you just want fuzzy socks.

Those capitalistic mouses!

Roomie 2: Did you hear disney is building a disneyhotel in Hawaii?

Roomie 1: That is awful! (pause) Will there be a Goofy's Kitchen?

Roomie: "During Bill Clinton's pregnancy....wait, I mean pregnancy....damn it! Presidency...."

IMing in Class

Roomie 1: recent Supreme Court decision - the court rejected a freedom-of-religion claim from Catholic Charities in New York, which objected to a state law that requires them to pay for contraceptives for their employees as part of their prescription drug coverage

Roomie 2: yay supreme court!

Roomie 2: in other news: conjoined twin turtle gets new home...