Sympathy

Roomie 1: Have you seen my pants...I mean...my phone?"

Roomie 2: (laughing) I've totally lost my pants before, too.

lawyerssaywhat??

Roomie 1: I mean, she had a 484 and had FTAd and wanted to be ORed. There was no way that was going to happen.

Roomie 2: Ok - I have FTA and OR but what the hell is a 484??

Ace the hardware place

Roomie 1: Excuse me sir. We are looking for a hozzle.

(hozzle - nozzle for a hose. neither I nor the hardware man realized that any mistake had been made. Roomie 2 mocked us.)

New job

Roomie: i'm really good at spotting kidnapped kids. I should be on the kidnapped kid brigade.

Stupid Things a Newspaper Says

The Tucson Citizen decided to charge over 3 times more for its Thanksgiving edition than normal, telling readers it was because of the "value of the giant-size advertising load" in that day's paper.

It is the little things that count

Friend:it's funny the small joys you have to find in studying. for example, one of the highlights of my day was finding a way to mention VD in an outline

Who knew?

More notes from Roomie 1:

"Why we have agencies – intended to address complex issues which require intricate labor intensive tasks. Expert bodies which bring to public policy a great deal of knowledge and experience. Give the public access to policy making. Enhances democracy, correct market failures, correct market manipulations, avoid political controversy in the political branches. They also increase energy and sex appeal. Awesome"

Administrative law review

Actual notes taken by Roomie 1:

Rules to know for exam:
§553 rulemaking
- (a) applicability of APA to certain actions and things
- (b)(3) important as well
- (c) important also
- (d) aw heck why don’t you memorize the entire fucking code
§554 adjudications – hella important suckas
§555(e) only important thing in this boring ass section
§556 – hearings
- A-D are important.
§557 – don’t spend much time on
§558 and 559 are completely irrelevant – sorry we read it

1 point for the vegan cause!

Friend: Damnit. i just learned minks are cute. they look like ferrets... i thought they were mean ugly little fuckers with nice fur. damnit.

ugh.

exams make you stupid

lawstudent 1: Can you get a doctorate in law?

Roomie 1: uh, you mean something like a juris doctorate???