patent law

Roomie 1: someone just asked if this would be like patenting a 4 wheel drive donkey cart in the 1800s

Roomie 2: uhh...

Roomie 1: yes amorphous polymers are EXACTLY like donkey carts...i dont know what a polymer is but i think it is not a donkey cart

Its not narcissism if you look good

Roomie 2: I love mountain climbing asses in spandex. What could be better?

Roomie 1: nothing is better... mmmm

Roomie 2: OK, it would be better if MY ass looked like that, but as this is unlikely to happen, I'll take theirs looking so hott

Roomie 1: yeah who cares what my ass looks like. i'll never see it! i would much rather look at their asses

Roomie 2: oh, please. if your ass looked like that I'd never get you out of the hallway

Roomie 1: hahahaha...i'd get the entire house redone in mirrors

Roomie 2: i KNOW! ... but, you'd have every right with an ass like that

i learned from betty crocker

Roomie 1: Maybe we can watch transformers...(pause)...and bake hard ass cookies to throw at whores...(no answer)...or I can just steal your clothes and leave - whicheva works for you...

logic

Friend: (Telling story of the first marathon)...And then he delivered his message and dropped dead...

Roomie 1: So we decided that sounded like fun

Friend: No, we are doing it to prove we won't die...