Monday, March 31, 2008

Its not narcissism if you look good

Roomie 2: I love mountain climbing asses in spandex. What could be better?

Roomie 1: nothing is better... mmmm

Roomie 2: OK, it would be better if MY ass looked like that, but as this is unlikely to happen, I'll take theirs looking so hott

Roomie 1: yeah who cares what my ass looks like. i'll never see it! i would much rather look at their asses

Roomie 2: oh, please. if your ass looked like that I'd never get you out of the hallway

Roomie 1: hahahaha...i'd get the entire house redone in mirrors

Roomie 2: i KNOW! ... but, you'd have every right with an ass like that

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