Roomie 1: And yet again, I'm SO jealous of your job!
Friday, August 29, 2008
Running for president
Roomie 2: see, you could be president...
Roomie 1: Yay! All you need is to be a beauty pageant winner with no experience! Let's destroy our national resources! yay!
Roomie 2: You have to be opposed to anything good in the world and carry a gun...
Roomie 1: I'm so going to go republican and win the nomination...let's kill puppies! Yay! And I think the second amendment guarantees our right to club baby seals! Yay!
Roomie 2: We are definitely allowed to carry clubs...just not numchucks...
Roomie 1: I think i'm going to invest in a billy club...
male escorts
Roomie 1: I can be the alcoholic slutty single girl at any function except HER wedding. I have to have a date for that. Preferably one who is a compulsive liar and won't have any problem pretending we are madly in love.
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