Roomie 1: Yay! All you need is to be a beauty pageant winner with no experience! Let's destroy our national resources! yay!
Roomie 2: You have to be opposed to anything good in the world and carry a gun...
Roomie 1: I'm so going to go republican and win the nomination...let's kill puppies! Yay! And I think the second amendment guarantees our right to club baby seals! Yay!
Roomie 2: We are definitely allowed to carry clubs...just not numchucks...
Roomie 1: I think i'm going to invest in a billy club...
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