Lily: i like him enough to overlook his physical flaws

coworker: What? he only has one leg?

Lily: more like three.

love is always lying about looks

Hubby: You always look beautiful to me!

Lily: That is a lie. A damned dirty lie.

Hubby: Well, yes. You tend to let yourself go but I still love you.

Lawyers solve problems

Lily: You will be fine. Just put a beer in your back pocket.

Chicago: Beer. That is another problem.

Lily: What is the problem with beer?!

Chicago: I had too much (beer that is) and now i'm gonna be dehydrated!

Lily: Ok. New plan. Don't stop drinking so that way you don't have time to be dehydrated.

Chicago: I knew I could count on you for good advice!

Just call me Maria.

Chicago: Are you trying to hook up with someone that is no good for you?

Lily: Probably...

Chicago: Sigh. What are we going to do with ou.

Lily: I know. I'm impossible!

Chicago: How do you solve a problem like Stephanie

Lily: My parents gave up on that a long time ago.