Roomie 1: I'm so depressed! I"ve just discovered my boobs are Cs not Bs

Roomie 2: So...they are the exact same boobs you had and loved yesterday. Only now you aren't delusional by thinking they are Bs.

Roomie 1: No! Yesterday I loved them because they were Bs. Now they are too big because they are Cs.

Roomie 2: They are the exact same boobs you had yesterday!

Roomie 1: I know i sound crazy...but yesterday it was ok to love them because they were Bs. I need a boob reduction now.

Roomie 2: Arrgh!

take two advil

Roomie 1: I think I'm getting better!

Roomie 2: You are turning purple...

You're going to what to work?

Roomie 1: I think I'm going to apply to work at that PD's office

Roomie 2: But it is over an hour away!

Roomie 1: Yeah but I can carpool with sarah so it won't be too bad...

Roomie 2: Yeah, I guess that wouldn't be too bad for a while...

Roomie 1: Yeah. Bike to work day is going to be a bitch though.