Roomie 1: I'm so depressed! I"ve just discovered my boobs are Cs not Bs
Roomie 2: So...they are the exact same boobs you had and loved yesterday. Only now you aren't delusional by thinking they are Bs.
Roomie 1: No! Yesterday I loved them because they were Bs. Now they are too big because they are Cs.
Roomie 2: They are the exact same boobs you had yesterday!
Roomie 1: I know i sound crazy...but yesterday it was ok to love them because they were Bs. I need a boob reduction now.
Roomie 2: Arrgh!
2 comments:
You forgot about the part where you said your boobs were no longer proportional. I assure you you are not top-heavy. You will remain unright.
hmmm, looking back o this post I think I meant "upright".
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